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As it turns out, the piano he was playing was new too, and also a birthday gift. Francois continued to seem unimpressed. Which is the problem with kids, really – they’re not reliable vehicles for validation. Kelly and Ramona had their confrontation with Sonja present to mediate but the fireworks were fairly limited. Kelly launched into a nonsensical monologue about fighting and winning and how she’s just not fighting at all and how Ramona has hurt her in the past, which is something that’s continually mentioned but that I still can’t quite remember. And then Ramona popped up from the chair to show Kelly that she had dressed like a hooker just for her, and instead of being perplexed or slightly offended, Kelly seemed to love it. Maybe the key to Kelly is to just be completely nonsensical, and she’ll think Hermes Bags Salethat you’ve done something special for her and grin like an idiot.Our next awkward meeting happened between Cindy and Sonja, just as the episode’s previews promised. Cindy had been invited to Sonja’s house under some sort of quasi-positive guise, but as soon as drinks were poured and Cindy stopped dancing with Sonja’s young, attractive houseboy did that make Sonja uncomfortable – no one acts inappropriately with Sonja’s houseboy but Sonja, and don’t you forget it. Also, what exactly is a houseboy?, Sonja blew up her spot for crossing Ramona and making everyone drive to Quogue, which is the biggest social faux pas to ever befall the Real Housewives of New York.Sonja went on to explain the very delicate Real Housewives social order, and apparently, Ramona is on the top. Which is interesting, because only a few scenes prior, Sonja had spent several minutes in front of the camera doing her best derisive Ramona impression.

Apparently she had already paid penitence for that sin and felt the need to spread the gospel to others, and Cindy was the unwilling recipient. And when you worship Ramona, you take communion with pinot grigio and…more pinot grigio. There’s no body of Ramona, just blood. And at this rate, Ramona’s blood might actually consist of more pinot than anything.The parties continued at Ramona’s place, where she was having one of those annoying get-togethers where you’re expected to buy something, except it was for Ramona’s own jewelry line. LuAnn pretended to be excited that someone out there was manufacturing more giant, tacky jewelry for her to buy, but in reality, she’d never do anything truly supportiveCheap Louis Vuitton Bags UK of anyone else on the show. That’s not our LuLu, who later privately expressed her distaste for Ramona’s baubles with a larger-than-life-size gold butterfly strapped to throat. It’s probably a compliment if she says that a jewelry line isn’t her style.And that was proved accurate when, in the next breath, she passive-aggressively inquired into where Ramona’s wine had been made and then laughingly corrected her pronunciation of the region. How dare Ramona not speak Italian? If the person who fronts the money for a wine brand doesn’t speak the language of the region in which the grapes are grown, then the wine spoils immediately. Everyone knows that. It’s like the first law of wine making, right after ensuring that actual humans squash the grapes with their feet.Afterward, Kelly and Cindy went on a walk in the park and “ran into” Jill while complaining about Sonja’s instruction that Cindy pay homage to Ramona because Ramona is the leader of the pack.

Predictably, Jill didn’t seem amused by that information, and that’s because she is clearly the leader. This is why you don’t leave the country during the season, Someone usurps your fake throne, and then you get back and the entire royal structure is screwed up.In further Sonja news, she had LuAnn and Kelly over to feed them dinner from her new cookbook. Except her new cookbook is all about toaster oven cooking, so she made them fish and asparagus in a $20 toaster oven that she picked up for $5 at a yard sale in one of the dumpier neighborhoods of Long Island. The fish didn’t even stay together long enough to get onto the plate, and apparently Sonja was unaware that most Louis Vuitton Bagsmeat gets smaller as its cooked, so each of her her guests had approximately three bites apiece. But just so you know, Sonja has cooked for royalty with her toaster oven. The Churchills! Who are, uh, not royalty. But they are British. That’s kind of the same, isn’t it? Somewhere around this time, we had our small inter-commercial, non-narrative clip that I usually skip in the recaps, but this time it starred Sonja and was more than worth mentioning. You see, Sonja had been asked to helm another event, this time with a bunch of straight guys. Firefighters, even! Hot ones. The ones they put in the annual FDNY calendar. They were having a charity softball game and Sonja had been asked to throw out the first pitch, but because Sonja leads with her vagina, she decided to dress up in a skanky Halloween costume to do it, for reasons that weren’t entirely clear.And I’m sure she threw that pitch at some point, although I don’t remember that happening, but mostly she just mugged for the camera and showed us all her ass, encased like divorced sausage in flesh-toned pantyhose.